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Sunday, October 28, 2007

Coors. The Banquet Beer.

you know what's really got my goat? those annoying coors spots that the ad wizards have been playing nonstop during football and baseball lately ... it features this horrible butt-rock anthem urging us punters to not expand our horizons and just reeks of small-minded bullshit ... it also reminds me a lot of The Worst Ad Campaign of the Century ... not a surprise coming from thankfully-not-a-u.s.-senator pete coors



i like jason's take on the ad:
You may be fortunate enough to marry a woman who’ll actually put up with your refusal to change. After 20 years of marriage you’ll no longer be attracted to her because she’s about twice the woman you married. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the “leadership” you provided at home and the fact that you’re about two and half the man you were when you were married. Nope, four squares a day, four to five showers a week, and a one to two dates a year. That’s how you make it to twenty years. Forget the fact your wife has to get her romance from novels and soaps and you never talk.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Coors tastes better straight from the funnel because that way it bypasses your taste buds and goes directly into your bloodstream.

HoyaParanoia said...

like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8noqzFyfjPM